Josef

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'''josef (also known as the dawemisters son), is a god sent from heaven to protect people from poo monsters and cabbage. he is rarely seen without his trusty companion, tom, who just loves to play the tuba.'''

talents
josef can fly and eat pie in under ten minutes without pooing but this results in his head exploding (thats happened twice this week.

trivia

 * josef is immortal
 * josef is a reptillian
 * he is secretly french and brazilian
 * Joe.jpg knows why its so hot
 * he loves beef stroganaf
 * josef has a song that goes im josef josef josef josef josef josef josef oh yMax.jpg.
 * this song was number 4 on the charts